1) Which movie opening on Christmas will do better at the box office: Valkyrie with Tom Cruise as a Nazi or Marley and Me featuring a rambunctious but lovable dog that teaches its owners about the things that really matter in life?
2) Who is the idiot that scheduled a WWII Hitler assassination-attempt film to open on Christmas day?
3) How many children will want eye patches in their stockings as Valkyrie-mania sweeps the nation this Christmas?
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Marley is going to get rabies, which on X-mas day will actually be a good thing cause he’s gonna eat little Tommy Cruise.
But Yulz, “Operation Valkyrie is in effect!”.
Tom Cruise as a German officer with his American accent is almost as hilarious as Kevin Costner in Robin Hood, but that movie had cool swordfights to make up for it.
“I’ll cut his heart out with a spoon!”
That’s exactly what I was thinking. What IDIOT decided that Nazis on Christmas Day was a good idea for big box office draw? Guess Tom had no say in the scheduling.